Captions please

[Major Catastrophe]

 

[SimbaDog]

Red Bull gives you wings

 

[Kilter]

Are you sure this is the best way to navigate the Swellies, Kwacker?

 

[Freebee]

as dusk settled we found we had to keep proding the geese to keep them flying.

 

[DAKA]

Despite their best efforts Steve Trewhella still complained about the new Seahorse friendly anchoring system.

 

[Major Catastrophe]

Darren was not convinced that Bob really understood this boating lark.

 

[andy59]

Didnt i say we should only get Kwacker 1 helium balloon for his birthday............. NOT 1 for every year !!!!!

 

[Nautibusiness]

James crossed the atlantic in something this size.

Yes, but that was a bl@@dy peach.

 

[omega2]

"told you it was'nt an arrester wire"

 

[sarabande]

err, Sea Start, Sea Start, this is Flying Pig....

 

[old_salt]

My old man told me if I went to sea I would be frigging in the rigging.

 

[Solitaire]

Mooring technique on Advanced Powerboat Course.

 

[Major Catastrophe]

Mooring technique on very Advanced Powerboat Course.

 

[Solitaire]

Mooring technique on very Advanced Powerboat Course.

Nah, par for the course in our neck of the Solent. Got a very nice gantry at the entrance to the Hamble that does very well for that sort of thing. But to get that light requires an early start!

 

[Stoaty]

"See, Mr Smartypants Know It All. I was right, Syphoning fuel from a jumbo jet was a very bad idea."

 

[Assassin]

Signs on a public toilet:

Private Property

NO DUMPING

 

[Kawasaki]

Didnt i say we should only get Kwacker 1 helium balloon for his birthday............. NOT 1 for every year !!!!!

Are you sure this is the best way to navigate the Swellies, Kwacker?

I'll get me own back yer Barstewards


Anyway

Me caption quote thinghy


'If you sing 'Red Sails in the Sunset' again yer going fer a swim'


OR



'This is a Major Catastrophe'

 

[AndieMac]

Is this Kwacka 'eclipsing' all previous efforts to get a lift to the pub?

 

[oceanfroggie]

Did you remember to bring the keys hon?

PS: Fab picture

 

[adey]

The correct answer to ‘what now skip’ involved even more rope than usual.