Captions please

[Orla]

Hello again all.
I just posted a query about campsites on the south coast and got fantastic response, so i posted a couple of pics of our favourite campsite to see if anyone could figure out where it is. While doing this i came accross this one and thought you guys should be able to come up with some captions?

 

[Aardee]

"Spot, Lassie...get down NOW!!"

 

[jhr]

Rehearsals for the remake of "Thunderbirds"

 

[Guest]

Early attempts to send messages to Mars by twanging a large rubber band met with mixed success.

 

[fisherman]

Water skiing behind a plane turns out complicated.

 

[suse]

Puppet on two strings on a sandy shore

 

[tome]

Martha, you've got to give up this helium kick

 

[Orla]

This is what happened next.

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[StugeronSteve]

Early attempts to send messages to Mars would undoubtedly have worked, had we remembered to tie the empty bean cans on to the string before launching the rocket.

 

[FullCircle]

I've got a direct Line to God!

 

[Orla]

"Puppet on two strings on a sandy shore" Or is that Shaw.
SUPERB /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Danny Jo]

Hamish wished he'd followed the instructions to peg the tent securely before activating the inflator.

 

[sarabande]

Photoshop exercises for beginners

#3: Adding straight lines to the graphic.
#4: Adding Speech Bubbles [word deleted]

 

[Kawasaki]

Aagh the contract said ---If I bought this field there,d be no strings attached!


Liked your,s susyrosworzy.
Showing your age a bit though! /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[dimdav]

Latest extreme fashion gear on test

Nice sandals! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[oldharry]

Tests on the new helo casualty lifting system were not entirely succesful.....

 

[suse]

I'm a fine wine ...

Or my mother told me about this one ...

A likely story

Anyway - aren't we all forbidden to mention the 'A' word - now I feel discriminated against

(signed) Methusalah's Granny

S x

 

[oceanfroggie]

Inter planetary aqua puncture.

Spatial relations brought to a new level

Scotsman beats chinese finger nail record

Topgear's Hamster trying to climb into Range Rover near site of recent wreck

 

[DRANNIE]

Fishing for seagulls got out of hand.

 

[Evadne]

Captain Kirk is unimpressed with the first prototype of the Transporter.