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[Dyflin]

 

[TiggerToo]

"stop those sprinklers immediately: there is a hosepipe ban on this summer!"

 

[colingr]

OK that's the decks clean, now pop down the back and fit the flushing muffs

 

[iangrant]

Keep lookin Fred, those gun barrels were there this morning.

 

[jhr]

The Whale family decided to go to the fancy dress ball as a Type 42 Frigate.

 

[Aardee]

Wally couldn't help but get the feeling it was time to empty the holding tank.

 

[flaming]

It was at this point that the captain discovered one of his crew used to be a groundsman at a golf club.

 

[Parsonsheath]

OK, a joke is a joke, but where the hell did you put the turf?

 

[iangrant]

The latest Musto waterproof test bed proves to be a complete sucess

 

[Saddletramp]

With the sprinklers and cat deterrent installed and a moat to stop the slugs Gordon felt the giant marrow contest was in the bag.

 

[Emjaytoo]

I can't stick my finger in all the holes. I need some help or else we're going to sink!

 

[kds]

I only came here for a quiet fag !
ken

 

[saltwater_gypsy]

Damm!! Where did I leave my bicycle clips.

 

[colvic987]

cook, 'sorry lads, no fresh veg for this trip, some sods nicked the growbags'.. /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

 

[john_morris_uk]

[ QUOTE ]
The Whale family decided to go to the fancy dress ball as a Type 42 Frigate.

[/ QUOTE ]Sorry but its not a Type 42... I have a good idea what class of ship and indeed which ship it is, but I will see if someone else can guess.

What isn't obvious from the photo is that for the most effective 'Prewet' you induce a nice rolling motion with the stabilizers.

 

[oldharry]

Cox'n: "Thats flushed him out! He won't take illicit fag breaks in THIS mans Navy again...."

 

[geoid96]

[ QUOTE ]
Sorry but its not a Type 42... I have a good idea what class of ship and indeed which ship it is, but I will see if someone else can guess.

[/ QUOTE ]

Is it a British ship ? It doesn't look like a Type 22 or Type 23.

 

[alan006]

Unfortunately the sprinkler system fitter misread the plans and put them on the deck not the deckhead.

 

[jhr]

OK, then.

The Whale family decided to go to the fancy dress ball as a medium-sized warship of indeterminate type and nationality.

Being cetacean, they weren't too bright about that sort of thing. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[Alfie168]

No one realised until too late there was a submariner in the destroyer design team.

Tim