Caption please?

[Dyflin]

 

[Jodel]

Seal to Trainer.....

I can smell fish!

 

[ChrisE]

My assistant on the left will continue to turn the pages whilst I show you how to grow a tail. Now, mermaid on the right, did you bring the My Liitle Pony video?

 

[Becky]

Seal takes a lesson in training men

 

[DJE]

The girls were used to receiving the seal of approval of the public.
But this was new:- the public approval of the seal!

 

[jimi]

Slimmers of the year blubberfest!

 

[Mukes]

"So which lucky lady wants to come and sit and balance on Sammy's nose."

 

[sarabande]

Mrs Beeton's Sea Cookery Book, Chapter 6.

Seal Pie. First catch your seal.


(Sorry, unreconstructed omnivore)

 

[Kristal]

"So there you have it, the grey seal. Now, who wants to see a Giant Eel?"

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

eeny meeny miny mo...

 

[Lakesailor]

seal to trainer "don't they look stupid when they clap their hands?"

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

"... and all they are looking for is a cod piece?.... we have more in common than they realise...."

 

[Lakesailor]

"...if you'll notice ladies, how on dry land he has to arch his back or his enormous penis will trail in the sand...."

 

[Cutter]

Jimi's attempt at transformation into a phone box was initially unsucessful

 

[meddite]

"As you'll notice she's about to give birth.
Now.... who brought the club??

 

[clyst]

Seal to man --- " I smell fish "

 

[Lakesailor]

May I refer you to Lakesailor Rules 4b

 

[raven]

Jim had completely misunderstood the sales guy at the boat show who told him he could impress the ladies with a brand new Sealine!

 

[spindrift_uk]

The girls were delighted when the barman did his famous old party trick, and made a seal appear out of knowhere.

 

[Pinnacle]

And in a moment, the red hankie will appear....... /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif