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How long to get from your house to the boat?

 

[Judders]

"It turns out that the Crown & Anchor didn't hold quite as well as the 200lb iron version that the Sailing Master lost in the kelp beds of the Helford in 1892."

 

[Twister_Ken]

"Mary Lou, look out the window. It's either the highest tide of the century, or there really was something in all that talk about global warming."

 

[jimi]

He "Mary, have you brought everything we need?"
Her "Yup, including the kitchen sink!"

 

[Baggywrinkle]

Noah nips back home after forgetting the corkscrew .....

 

[Downsman]

I told you that Estate Agent was dodgy..you and your cheap marine mortgage....

 

[rib]

sails better than a floating caravan

 

[jimi]

"Carruthers, did ye release the stern warrp?"

 

[rib]

i said houseboat not house and boat

 

[Scotty_Tradewind]

"Why oh why did your mother have to come!"

 

[Blueboatman]

Stowage? Its all done inhouse

 

[LONG_KEELER]

'Fantasy Homes by the Sea' couple avoid Council Tax .......................