Caption Competition

[claymore]

A fiver for the Oban lifeboat for the best caption of these twa daft eejits ah' found lurkin oan ma fine craft

<hr width=100% size=1><font color=purple>regards
Claymore<font color=purple>
/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[powerskipper]

How does this maypole dance go?
----------------------------------------

"You let go first"
"No ! You,"
"You first! then if you fall over I know the boats realy going round and round!"

<hr width=100% size=1><A target="_blank" HREF=http://powerskipper.mysite.freeserve.com/>http://powerskipper.mysite.freeserve.com/</A>
Julie

 

[claymore]

love it - rather a gay couple don't you think?

<hr width=100% size=1><font color=purple>regards
Claymore<font color=purple>
/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[boatless]

"Well, I can feel that this one handed BullWorker is doing my left arm some good. What do you do with your right hand?"

<hr width=100% size=1>my opinion is complete rubbish, probably.

 

[powerskipper]

" Do I look fat in this"

"Only when someone can see you"/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

" well! Humf the bulge in my top is not caused by the wind B****h"

<hr width=100% size=1><A target="_blank" HREF=http://powerskipper.mysite.freeserve.com/>http://powerskipper.mysite.freeserve.com/</A>
Julie

 

[Talbot]

The new design of wired puppets is even more lifelike than before /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[bob_tyler]

Why no pic? All I get is a little red "X" in a small box.

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[bob_tyler]

Why no pic? All I get is a little red "X" in a small box.

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[bob_tyler]

Why no pic? All I get is a little red "X" in a small box.

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[bob_tyler]

Why no pic? All I get is a little red "X" in a small box.

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[claymore]

Don't know Bob - it seems to be ok - but have you developed a stammer or are you
just making sure
just making sure
just making sure
just making sure
?
How's things?

<hr width=100% size=1><font color=purple>regards
Claymore<font color=purple>
/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[webcraft]

'For f..ks sake look as though you're enjoying it, or he'll make us do that thing with the ropes again . . .'

- Nick

<hr width=100% size=1><font size=1><A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.bluemoment.com>http://www.bluemoment.com</A></font size=1>

 

[longjohnsadler]

'He hasnae a clew how tae work that feckn digital camera.'

'I'll give him <Adrian Mole on steroids>!'

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[ParaHandy]

"are you going tae tell the auld goat?"
"we could .. "
"but there again ...."
"aye ... jist anither step and he'll be aff the back"

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[Twister_Ken]

Sadly...

...I too am one of the little red cross brigade, but I won't let something like that stop me.

So does "Awa with you Maisie, I told you the auld goat would never find ma weapons o' mass destruction if I tucked them in here" fit the bill?

<hr width=100% size=1><A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.writeforweb.com/twister1>Let's Twist Again</A>

 

[claymore]

Re: Sadly...

http://www.ofoto.com/BrowsePhotos.jsp?&collid=55997694106
is where I'm storing the pics - I'm puzzled as to why some people can see it and others cannot - any clues?
Brilliant caption and points must be awarded for unsighted response!

<hr width=100% size=1><font color=purple>regards
Claymore<font color=purple>
/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[TheBoatman]

Re: Sadly...

"for Gods sake smile will ya, we're on ybw"

"my red jacket is warmer that your o'll grey pulley"

"I don't think the mainsail covers over there"

"Why have yah got a piece of string coming outta yuh heed and tied to tha shroud"

"for gods sake take yer hand off yuh hip or all on ybw will be askin' questions"

"listen, it wasna me that ran out of gold paint for the mast, ya eejit"

I could go on<s>

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[Mike21]

This should fool the missus into thinking we didnae go doon the pub

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[BrianJ]

You pull that one and I'll pull this one . !!!!!!.. Lets see what happens if we do it at the same time.
Hey why the wooly jumpers.. dont you guys sail in shorts , T shirts and thongs ,like we do ??? ( thongs = flip flops I think )
BrianJ

<hr width=100% size=1>BrianJ

 

[jimi]

"Home at last,phweeew!"

<hr width=100% size=1>