Caption Competition nb

[Sgeir]

There's no prize other than the usual dram, if we ever actually meet up:

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[davel]

Tony puts on a brave face after hearing that "his" children were fathered by David Blunkett

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[sailorman]

& Gordie wont let him have the family credits

<hr width=100% size=1>Mines a Crocodile sandwich & make it Snappy

 

[Aja]

Keep pulling. This glue is bound to give up soon.

or

I dont care if your Mum knitted it, I'm not going out.

or

Bluddy Buckfast is strong stuff innit?

Donald

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[ccscott49]

....and modelling the new M&S jumper

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[StephenSails]

Thunderbirds are go!

<hr width=100% size=1><A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.yachtinguniverse.com>http://www.yachtinguniverse.com</A>

 

[clyst]

"Come back to bed dear and give it to me one more time"

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[Tiger Rag]

Sorry not a caption perse, but I was listening to a comedian on the radio the other day (missed his name) and he summed up my thoughts nicely. "How can you have any faith in someone who looks acrossa crowded bar, spots Cherie and says "that's the girl for me!",

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[Will_M]

Sorry, sod the caption... Just shoot the twat on the left.

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[StugeronSteve]

Donald, I never quite recovered from seeing this gruesome image plastered across the front page of yesterday's Gaurniad, and today looks like it's going the same way.

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[ccscott49]

"Let go of me, you ugly swamp donkey" (oilfield expression)

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[KevB]

"a gottle of geer"

<hr width=100% size=1><A target="_blank" HREF=http://static.photobox.co.uk/public/images/45/99/10714599.s.jpg?ch=97&rr=16:00:39>Nirvana</A>