Capshun comp

[oldbilbo]

And, puleez, no cracks about Hot Liquid's new RYA Short Course or 'Dressing For Dinner' on Costa Cruises....

 

[Tidewaiter2]

And, puleez, no cracks about Hot Liquid's new RYA Short Course or 'Dressing For Dinner' on Costa Cruises....

OK, here goes;

'Our Individually tailored iterinary, low cost Cruises will take you to parts of the Med even Costa Cruises cannot reach'.

Or
The MCA Approved Olympic Synchronised Swimming Team clothing.

I resisted 'sponsored by the Italian CG & Costa Cruises' mind.

 

[yoda]

Winter training in Norway was proving less than satisfactory for the synchronized swimming team.

 

[A1Sailor]

Anybody got a fag?

 

[LadyInBed]

Number 6, get back into formation!

 

[RichardTaylor]

Spot Captain Francesco Schettino

 

[snowleopard]

The fatal flaw in the government's safer sex campaign soon became apparent.

 

[marklucas]

What a cracking combination of survival suits and chicken vindaloo curry - who needs personal life rafts - as long as the need can be predicted!

 

[Twister_Ken]

OK, that's the live bait in, now where's this Great White?

 

[WindyOut]

Waterbed safe-sex demo ends up a damp squib.

 

[Evadne]

The swimming bar in Sweden's Ice Hotel was proving more popular than expected.

 

[jimi]

Nick Irving remembers

 

[sarabande]

Chap, front right.

"I am just going for a short swim, and may be some time."

 

[Frankie-H]

We only have 2.5 HP on the towing dinghy. All hold on tight now we will get to the other side soon and the fare was cheap.

 

[Evadne]

"I still think this is taking the Titanic Memorial cruise a little too far!"

 

[Kilter]

Royal Navy to do without ships!

 

[Baggy]

That rowing across the Atlantic lark is for softies..
says the chairman of the" Extreme Venture Swimming Club"

 

[Twister_Ken]

And so the cheapest ever Antarctic cruise passengers set off from Southampton.

 

[Didi]

5 out of every 6 people exhibit powerful lemming-like tendencies

 

[Wunja]

Combined forces budget cuts.

"Chalky, if you want to stay in the Red Arrows Marine Display team you must get it right. For the tenth time you're supposed to be going West!"