Alistairr
Active member
Can\'t stay away any longer.
Ok, so i have been away for a wee bit more than a week.
So tell me what have i missed, whats been happening???
Did i miss anything interesting??
I did miss you lot, or rather this place,,,,,,,,,,,<font size=1>How sad!!!!</font size=1>
So now i'm back heres a quick joke for you.......
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger,
and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the
bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit
Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to
borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is
this?"
(you're gonna love this)
(its a real treat)
(a masterpiece)
(wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old
man's a
Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are......../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif)
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know
you did!!!/forums/images/icons/wink.gif
Its great to be back.
Have a lovely day/forums/images/icons/smile.gif.
<hr width=100% size=1><A target="_blank" HREF=http://arweb.co.uk/argallery/alistair?&page=1> My Pictures, Please take a Look.</A>
Ok, so i have been away for a wee bit more than a week.
So tell me what have i missed, whats been happening???
Did i miss anything interesting??
I did miss you lot, or rather this place,,,,,,,,,,,<font size=1>How sad!!!!</font size=1>
So now i'm back heres a quick joke for you.......
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger,
and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the
bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit
Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to
borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is
this?"
(you're gonna love this)
(its a real treat)
(a masterpiece)
(wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old
man's a
Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are......../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif)
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know
you did!!!/forums/images/icons/wink.gif
Its great to be back.
Have a lovely day/forums/images/icons/smile.gif.
<hr width=100% size=1><A target="_blank" HREF=http://arweb.co.uk/argallery/alistair?&page=1> My Pictures, Please take a Look.</A>
