Buttmaster is a fraud ... beware

[jimi]

After months of study and saving I sent the requisite off to Buttmeister Enterprises, FAO Chris Enstone and he sent me a Flying Fork back .. at least that's what I think it said ... please don't deal with this bunch of charlatans they even Rival Waterlog in the nuffink for sumfink stakes .... harrumph

 

[ParaHandy]

how cud you post such when our friend from Melfort is driving his recently acquired espace across the treacherous north sea and then brave the cheese eating surrender monkeys (past the p*ssed belgians) armed only with a toolkit and accompanied by dear heart ... i expect a commuique shortly from our hero and we should hold the "front page" (so to speak) for his emotional outpourings of joy and grief in equal proportions ....

ps I will not have a word said against any rival boatowner to my own stout craft ...

 

[Rowana]

Stout craft ? ? ?

You goin' to paddy's land today, then ? ? ?

I'll join you in some stout ! !

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[jimi]

and far away in the far flung watery wastes of Tome's eyes there lurked a small thought ."Shal I scrub my deck". it was immediately dismissed .. "risk too high" he computed taking ito account TwisterKen's experience " .. and even lichen & fungii have feelings" ,.. he surmised basing his predication on a brief but chance encounter with [censored]. In the meantime Claysie finds a new use for his new double fender step and eventually manages to climb into the driving seat, the third fenderstep stuffed in his knickers enables him to peer over the dashboard..

 

[ParaHandy]

Re: Grass cutting ...

well ... i daresay tome told you that but surely a solid suffolk colt just to give that good stripey texture and appearance to the teak? although a flymo would do the job just as well, i'd have thocht .... onyways ... if youse cannae telt difference a'tween ra cannabis an lichen .. ah jist don't know ...