Greenheart
Well-Known Member
Out of a blue sky...not that Bournemouth had many of those, last 'summer'...
...have they given up on the Boscombe Surf Reef? It was a lovely idea - to build an underwater shelf or wall which would concentrate and exaggerate the natural occurrence of incoming waves, into steep surf along a shortish stretch of beach. It seems to have stalled...
...I think I heard the wave-creation had failed so completely that funding for the scheme just evaporated. Heck of a shame.
Wouldn't it be fun, if...
... a couple of hundred metres of tough steel wall - perhaps a large section of dismantled-VLCC's bulkhead, ten metres high - was lain flat on the seafloor offshore, and hinged at the inshore edge so that the whole massive thing could 'flap', given a shove from beneath...
...then, at the time decided, an enormous quantity of compressed air gets piped very quickly (think of your auto-inflating LJ, or a car-airbag) through lots of under-beach ducts into RIB-fabric buoyancy chambers, attached to the massive, hinged steel sea-floor...
...which spontaneously hinges 5 metres upward, shunting a couple of thousand tonnes of water towards the beach!


Ought to make a bit of a wave, oughtn't it?
Why aren't there any of those eccentric millionaires anymore, the type who paid to crash two locomotives, head-on?

...have they given up on the Boscombe Surf Reef? It was a lovely idea - to build an underwater shelf or wall which would concentrate and exaggerate the natural occurrence of incoming waves, into steep surf along a shortish stretch of beach. It seems to have stalled...
...I think I heard the wave-creation had failed so completely that funding for the scheme just evaporated. Heck of a shame.
Wouldn't it be fun, if...
... a couple of hundred metres of tough steel wall - perhaps a large section of dismantled-VLCC's bulkhead, ten metres high - was lain flat on the seafloor offshore, and hinged at the inshore edge so that the whole massive thing could 'flap', given a shove from beneath...
...then, at the time decided, an enormous quantity of compressed air gets piped very quickly (think of your auto-inflating LJ, or a car-airbag) through lots of under-beach ducts into RIB-fabric buoyancy chambers, attached to the massive, hinged steel sea-floor...
...which spontaneously hinges 5 metres upward, shunting a couple of thousand tonnes of water towards the beach!
Ought to make a bit of a wave, oughtn't it?
Why aren't there any of those eccentric millionaires anymore, the type who paid to crash two locomotives, head-on?