Bosun is a Babe Magnet !

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Moored up at Kingston Town Quay on Saturday and went shopping - well swmbo did!
Anyways, Bosun Dog, our 9month old Westie, was not allowed in most of the shops so my job to look after him and hang around outside.
Wowee, wot an expeience. Every few minutes another babe would stop and chat and tickle him (not me) under the chin or rub his tummy (not mine).
I really should have had a dog like this when I was young enough to take advantage of the effect...............


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I found the same with babies!! I have a new one and the crumpet that wants to have a look is ubelievable, shame I'm married really, should have rented a baby 30 years ago /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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Your tellin' porkies. The damn thing pounces on the nearest leg and hangs on with its front legs like its MIck McManus getting you in a bear hug. It then proceeds to rub its belly up and down yer shin or calf, at least I think that its his belly, like its rubbing two sticks together to start a bloody forest fire! Not only that, the look in the little gets eyes that would put a crazed physcopath to shame. What with that and the tounge hanging out the side of its mouth salavating all over the shop leaving a nice wet patch on your new laundered and pressed chino's!

Friendly! Its like a damn rabbid brillo pad, with the sole purpose in life to take the skin of your leg............I know, I was that man!!!!

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You get a similar effect with very young children; possibly better, because you are obviously a New Man if you're looking after baby. You are also, patently, Some Other Woman's Property and therefore much more covetable than a sad singleton. Unfortunately, in my experience, you are also too exhausted and financially impoverished to take advantage of your sudden popularity, even if you wanted to (which, of course I wouldn't, officer).

P'raps you could try wrapping yourself in a grey acrylic rug, loitering outside appropriate shops and seeing if you can get the "tickle my tummy" routine to work with suitable passing babes.

Just a suggestion.........

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Disguise ...

... yourself as a dog, perhaps a podgy daschund? It also saves the effort required for conversation, you just need to bark,howl and growl. It'll save a fortune on toilet paper as well.

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Re: Disguise ...

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you just need to bark,howl and growl

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But whenever I speak to B1, I can understand him no problem!

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i used to regularly borrow friends babies
it is true single womenlove men with babies.

it really helps if, when they ask where the mother, is you point up to heaven and start crying. ....oooooh i am evil

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Woofer ...

Ah waited ages for people to say that wummin feel safer with woofers ... but it jis wisnae going tae happen ...

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Comes to something when the Dog gets more attention from women than you do!

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why
is about dog owners?
sorry i don't do the cinema
and donot have a video or dvd player
so chances are i will never see it
last film i saw at the cinema was pulp fiction
before that it was ET

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You won't have missed much.

It's about a bloke who borrows somebody else's kid to help him pull. Based on a (rather inferior) Nick Hornby novel with Hugh Grant as a floppy haired charmer with a devilish streak and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Pulp Fiction: now you're talking.

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I have my phone switched off cos i am avoiding some people.
leave a message after the tone.

if i don't get back to you, you are one of them. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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Im not talking to your machine - have you sorted out friday yet?


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my firday is sorted and cannot be re-arranged.

look pick me up in the a'rtnoon from somewhere or i will get a ferry or a lift or something
or i will just sulk on the pontoon
or more likely go on a huge binge, falli n the water and my death will be on YOUR conscience
all they will find is a blotted wedding invite floating in newton creek *sniff*

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I have a similar problem with LJS's pooch. Sleeps on my brand new, reupholsered draylon settee. Stands up and PEE'S ON IT!!!......................./forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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