BORING!

[T_S]

GOD!....where are the people that make me chuckle tonight? Even Jimi has been affected by the input of post here this evening!.........think I'll go to bed.

P.S Julie....it won't work mate! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Ships_Cat]

To help brighten you up Dave will let you know that it is a bright sunny day here, not a cloud in the sky, mid 20's, 'tis the weekend, and am off to the boat later today for the night so as to be able do a few jobs on board first thing Sunday morning /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif.

John

 

[T_S]

Hiya John......have to say your words of sunny sailing days have cheered me.........you lucky.......lucky ......sod!

P.S don't ask about the weather in Scotland! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[graham]

Allright ,no need to rub it in.I had a very pleasant sail .last monday . 2 pairs of socks ,thermals and hardly any rain...

If thees one thing more dangerous than pi$$ing overv the pushpit then its pi$$ing over the pushpit wearing oilies trousers thermals and under pants,downright suicidal. Promise not to tell the safety police ,but I wasnt even clipped on.

 

[Ships_Cat]

I'll have a drink with you tonight. As you won't be here I'll drink yours for you /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif.

John

 

[T_S]

WOT!...you did not wear your 'T' shirt an shorts?.........Psssss if you ask Ships_Cat nicely he might post you a picture to remind you of summer! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[FullCircle]

Dave, are you messing about in boats tomorrow or sunday? I have an engine conundrum that when solved will lead to a few hours punting around the crouch at a few degrees off the vertical....

Also the swansong before the new one arrives in a couple of weeks
Jim

 

[webcraft]

At the local dance, whilst posing by the door
A lady begged: "would I come on the floor?"
Above the band, my voice was heard,
Quite suddenly it had occured to me:
I'm Bored!

I'm bored with everything I touch and see
I'm bored with exposes of LSD
[Beatle-like backward sounds]
I'm bored with Frank Sinatra's new LP
And so I roar shoo-be-do-be-do
I'm bored.

Drinking different coloured wines or beers
(Chug-a-lug-chug-a-lug)
Just quite frankly leaves me bored to tears for souvenirs
And quite apart from what one hears,
I've been like this for years and years
You see? Ennui.

I'm bored with Mother Nature or her son
I'm bored with everything that should be done
And so, I just poke out my big red tongue and [raspberry]
I'm bored.

I'm tired of art!
(Drawing bored)
Sex is a drag!
(In a boreding house, I daresay.)
Awk! Australians bore me!
(You mean the a-bore-iginals, don't you?)
I'm bored to death!
(Like mortar bored)

I am bored.
[Repeat many times, round-style]

This is boredom you can afford, from Cyril Bored.

I hate each Julie Andrews film they've made,
[snatch of music from The Sound of Music]
I'm just a nasty narrow-minded jade.
Don't think that I will smile at it,
I'm not a weak-willed hypocrite,
I'll say: I'm bored!

I'm bored with with-it men in spotty ties
Who hum (hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm) tiresome tunes like Eidelweiss
I'm bored, and when I hear it
In a trice, I shout, I'm bored!

The only thing that ever interests me...
Is ME! (Me! Meee! Me! Me!...)

(Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band)

 

[graham]

Re:Bored Lyrics

bloody hell You m,ust be brilliant to make that up on the spur of the moment

 

[T_S]

Nice going Nick....Good lyrics Eh?

 

[Sammo]

Her.........I`m bored

Him........Of course you’re bored you’re not shopping


..................................

 

[T_S]

Let me guess.....your shopping in a 24 hr Tesco with the wife and you have your WAP phone with you? /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[graham]

Uncle Albert ,The dog chuckling in the corner reminds me of someone ,how can I nick it..

 

[Sammo]

Graham

Right click on the picture and choose
Save Picture As……..
Choose your folder to store it in and click Save

I don’t mind in the least if you nick it.
I’m sure the chap I nicked it off doesn’t mind either.

......................

 

[graham]

Its Ncked ta

 

[jimboaw]

Have you got a light Mac? No, but I have a dark brown overcoat.

 

[StugeronSteve]

My pink half of the drain pipe
I may paint it blue
My pink half of the drain pipe
Keeps me safe from yoooooooooo

 

[Zeus]

Hello Its a great animated picture you got there, Can I pinch it?
Zeus