Boats and women...

[sunlover]

I am looking at buying my first yacht. Being a single man the type of boat is very important as every type of boat will attract a different class of lady. So what type of woman can I expect the following boats will attract?

Bavaria
Beneteau
Dufour
Ovni
X Yacht

to name but a few.

I suppose the big question is, what boat would attract a long legged, beauty who isn't afraid to get a bit dirty?

 

[tugboat]

>I suppose the big question is, what boat would attract a long legged, beauty who isn't afraid to get a bit dirty? <

If we knew the answer to that one we would have something better to do than sit in front of a computer! /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[Toutvabien]

None of these boats will achieve your desired objective.

What you need is a Mirror Offshore, absolute babe magnet. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Toutvabien]

Should be able to take your pick, Kate Winslet will be throwing herself at your sailbags.

http://www.amble.co.uk/images/br_images/kb2-hi-res-reflection.jpg

 

[giraffehappy]

Sorry guys: it's not the boat but who's on it that matters....though showers, headroom, working loos and comfy beds help. <font color="pink"> </font>

 

[ShipsWoofy]

It's not nice to have a go at his personal hygiene like that, although you will have more luck with the odd hot shower.

 

[Shakey]

If you sail with a woman onboard it's instant bad luck and you will sink and everything and get eaten up by sharks and stuff and all the rest.

 

[seagypsywoman]

I agree with giraffehappy, it's not the boat but who's on it that matters. I've met women happily sailing with a man on a 26-foot Folkboat and others who are not happy with one who has a 50-footer with a bathtub.
My guess is that the boats you list will attract women who don't know how to sail and are not likely to want to get dirty since it'll mess up their hair and nails.

 

[BlueSkyNick]

Or as an old Bermudian friend of mine used to say -

Its not the size of the boat that matters, it's the motion of the ocean.

 

[StellaGirl]

'scuse me but I have sailed Beneteau Firsts and Dufours and I can bloody well sail and dont give a rats arse about my nails and hair.
But if he wants to buy a boat to attract and wants advice he should fill in his bio more.....

 

[janeK]

well done Stella girl my sentiments entirely.

rather than concentrating on what boat to buy if thats what he needs to attract women then maybe he should concentrate on his social skills too

 

[LittleShip]

Girls Girls, tut tut,...................... come on be nice to the new guy?? /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[powerskipper]

Well it does help if he is

1] tall at least 6ft
2] a trim figure, no extra buoyancy tires.
3] wider in the shoulders than the waist.
4] decently cut hair, solar panels do not matter.
5]a 4 pack or 6 pack stomach
6] fit ish but not too fit
7] can start sentences with things other than "I am wonderfully at .........."



The boat
1]must be clean
2]floats.

 

[john_morris_uk]

And I thought most women complain about men who are fixated by womens bodies!

Engage the mind - personality, conversation, etc....?

Julie, what is most of your post about....?

 

[powerskipper]

LOL we are all allowed to have a fantasy, /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Now if it was a power boat he was after my list mite be different /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[jhr]

If you think that any kind of boat will make you irresistably attractive to luscious, long-legged totty, then you are even more deluded than me. However, if you must, jhr Market Research inc. has concluded that you will tend to find the following types attracted to the boats you mention.


<ul type="square"> Bavaria: Statuesque lederhosen-clad Rhine Maidens. Handy on deck, but watch out for the Valkyrie (believed to be a fohn-effect wind), which may whip up when they’re around.

Beneteau: Insouciant gallic types, imbued with quintessential French chic, sexiness and je-ne-sais-quoi. There is a sub-group, given to muttering in an impenetrable Caledonian argot, who are great admirers of eccentric headgear when worn by a man, but they may be disregarded for all practical purposes.

Dufour: Literal translation: “of the Oven”. History does not relate whether this means that they are red-hot and ready to be devoured on the saloon table, or just that they are a bit crinkly around the edges. To await further research.

Ovni: Little is known about the kind of women attracted to owners of these craft. It has been suggested that the possession of a lifting keel means that owners can “get in anywhere” but I suspect this refers to shallow water, rather than anything more interesting. Aluminium construction suggests that it would be best not to risk the old “…..could you reach down and pick up the coin I’ve just dropped?” gambit, in case a mislaid penny leads to corrosion problems.

X-Yacht: Prognosis is mixed. Research suggests that an X-Yacht (or the proceeds of sale thereof) usually ends up as the property of an X-wife. This procedure is normally followed by the purchase of a more modest craft, such as an Enterprise or Mirror, and rather more limited horizons. However, every cloud has a silver lining and the possession of such a boat may attract wholesome, outdoor types, with healthy appetites and finely-honed bodies, so perhaps it’s the way to go. [/list]

Hope this helps.

 

[Gunfleet]

[ QUOTE ]
an old Bermudian friend of mine

[/ QUOTE ]
Were you his gaffer?

 

[paulineb]

And a Riva or Ferretti would get you an Angelina Jolie-esque woman

 

[Guest]

Hmmm... Managed to attract just such a stunning long legged beauty, but still spend half my time in front of the computer screen.

 

[jhr]

Hmm; just had a quick look at your website. Is she the stunna in the fur hat? If so, yes - you have definitely spent too much time in front of a computer /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif.