Boatmike poll

Have you ever sailed in the nude?

  • Yes, at every available opportunity!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Yes, once or twice, but don't tell anyone.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No, but I'd like to given the chance.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No. Such activities are for perverts and the Dutch.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

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boatmike

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Ere! I just voted for myself and it doesn't register I did it! If you want to insult me in public you have to put your name down or I am not going to play!
Anyone who takes part in a secret ballot is a worse w****er than Jimi!
 

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Sorry I didn't read the above and have just voted you a penguin.. this is just a guess tho'

Suggest that you develop multiple personalities and get voting!

I think Jimi has a thing about Prince Charles' Intended.. maybe he is Prince Charles??? /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif or even The Queen /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
 

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I think I just voted myself a penguin too........
This is an unfair ballot! Where is the line that says Mike is an extremely nice chap and any resemblance to Victor Meldrew is purely coincidental?
 

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Unsure how to vote.........

May be a complete tosser as I've never met him, may even be a mars bar or penguin but unlikely as he is computer literate.

Not sure that Camilla has the in-depth knowledge of things marine to give useful advice freely to complete strangers.

Anyway, thanks for the help and advice I've had Mike, even if some of it was unwelcome news. The engine installation will be better for it.
 

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Unfortunately it's been done so many times before that there is nothing original to say anymore. Everyone knows that Jimi is an old queen by now anyway.
By the way theres an E in "offensively" ye illiterate pillock....
 

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Tae save ma life ye kenna spell
The truth is nae within ye
Fer ye were born nae very well
An school dinna improve ye
 

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Now there's a gentleman you see...... And appreciative too. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you Superflid.
And as far as the rest of you go, in the immortal words of Bart Simpson "EAT MY SHORTS"!!!
 

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[ QUOTE ]
yer a sicko fanta sizing bastid!

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Knackers.

Bloody foreigners........

...and you can leave Fanta out of this, bloody good stuff!



But I've just been enjoying Stingo's pig-slaughtering pics so I might be a sicko. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 
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