How rude, but it does tickle me. In a PM it has been suggested that I call her "Fark, the Poor". Well it is true that having coughed up loads of folding stuff, I am now farking poor.
Mafunyane, “The Irritable One”, was the name given by the Tsonga people to this legendary elephant bull from the north-western mopane wilderness of the Kruger National Park. The most famous of the “Magnificent Seven” tuskers, his superb pair of tusks were perfectly matched - each weighed 122 lb (55,1 kg), was 19 inches (48 cm) in circumference at the lip line, and reached to the ground.
Have you considered changing the name of the Benney and retaining the name Stingo for the cat. It's a recognised procedure though some might consider it bad luck. When you're going like the clappers, you could then say," I say cheps, Stingo's going like stinko, lets break open another case!" /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif