Bloody Jimi!

[longjohnsilver]

Not only does he spend more time on mobo than he does on butkicker which is where he really belongs, but now he makes not one but TWO appearances in MBM (Motor Boats Monthly, Jimi, sold in all good back street newsagents).

Why can't they feature proper boaters, do they really need to drag our sworn enemies into the fray and rub our noses in the contents of their holding tanks.

Disgraceful I say, absolutely bloody disgraceful.

<font color=red>Outraged of Devon</font color=red>

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[Nick2]

Here here ...

I am now working on infiltrating Yachting Monthly et al with my already well publicised sailing tips.

;-)


Nick

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[jimi]

[thumbs nose]Yaboo .. [/thumbs nose] tell ye whit LJ, get a confession into YM and I'll buy you a [deleted]holding tank[/deleted] pint.

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[hlb]

Gad. And I just tried to avoid him at the party!!

<hr width=100% size=1> <font color=blue>No one can force me to come here.<font color=red> I'm a volunteer!!.<font color=blue>

Haydn

 

[tcm]

worse, the boat referred to in Sept MBY "here's johnny" as having been sailed at 12 knots up the Needles channel was also jimi's, i believe.

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[longjohnsilver]

Well at least it and he were not mentioned by name. We must all make a concerted effort to appear in YM to redress the balance.

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[hlb]

Ang on. TCM is a closet raggie anyway. We cant send him!!

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Haydn

 

[claymore]

Now lookkee ere, LongJohn - Anymore of yer murderous talk against my shipmate Cauli Jim, an ye'll have the cold steel of the Claymore across yer cutthroat buttocks - not only that but I'll put sand in yer vaseline me hearty, an that'll give ye the roughest passage you'll ave 'ad fer some time. Now get ee alang and plump up Miss Purity's whatnots, there's a lad.
In the mean time, I wants ee to take these two pistols, an if anyone tries tae board this ship, I wants ee to fire a warnin' shot, Ha Harrrr......AT 'EM

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Claymore
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