Blonde joke.

[orion21]

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
>"Very good," said her mother.
>"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
>"Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
>The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
>"Very good," said her mother.
>"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
>"Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
>The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
>And she lifted her tank top to reveal a lovely pair of 36Cs.
>"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
>"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
>
>"No... It's because you're 25."
>

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[Althorne]

I think that might be the girl I married Geordie!

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[Althorne]

She was good with letters....wrote to me from all over the world.
Was also good with numbers......she always knew exactly how much was in my bank account so as to not over draw and let the bank start sending me any letters,
making me aware of how skint I was.
And was always lifting up her jumper to show off her 36c's....what more can I say?

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