sailorman
Well-Known Member
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mummy, Mummy", she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted
to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up
to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, It's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mummy, Mummy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering. All the other girls had flat
chests, but I have these!"
She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36 C's.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
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"No, honey, it's because you're 24. "
"Mummy, Mummy", she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted
to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up
to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, It's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mummy, Mummy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering. All the other girls had flat
chests, but I have these!"
She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36 C's.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
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"No, honey, it's because you're 24. "
