AndCur
Member
>A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,
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>"I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
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>The driver says,
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>"Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun
>needs calibrating."
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>Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:
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>"Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise
>control."
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>As the officer writes Out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
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>"Can't you Please keep your mouth shut for once?"
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>The wife smiles demurely and says,
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>"You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
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>As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
>detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched
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>"Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
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>The officer frowns and says,
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>"And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an
>automatic $75 fine."
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>The driver says,
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>"Yeah, well, you see officer; I had it on, but took it off when you
>pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
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>The wife says,
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>"Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on.
You
>never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
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>And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
>turns
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>to his wife and barks,
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>"WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE > SHUT UP??"
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>The officer looks over at the woman and asks,
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>"Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
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>" Only when he's been drinking."
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>"I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
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>The driver says,
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>"Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun
>needs calibrating."
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>Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:
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>"Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise
>control."
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>As the officer writes Out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
and
>growls,
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>"Can't you Please keep your mouth shut for once?"
>
>The wife smiles demurely and says,
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>"You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
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>As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
>detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched
>teeth,
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>"Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
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>The officer frowns and says,
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>"And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an
>automatic $75 fine."
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>The driver says,
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>"Yeah, well, you see officer; I had it on, but took it off when you
>pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
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>The wife says,
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>"Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on.
You
>never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
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>And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
>turns
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>to his wife and barks,
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>"WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE > SHUT UP??"
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>The officer looks over at the woman and asks,
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>"Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
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>" Only when he's been drinking."
