BIG NICKS TUITS

[dralex]

At last, enlightenment. I was too scared to ask.

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[StugeronSteve]

Surprised you had never heard that one before. Bit like the anti-terrorist plea of "Be alert", why we should need lerts I have no idea.

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[DJE]

No we've got enough lerts now. Be aloof.

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[BlueSkyNick]

You can ask anything on here, nobody ever makes a fool of themselves.

So, have you got any tuits then?

<hr width=100% size=1>WANTED - For House and Boat Maintenance - A large supply of round tuits.

 

[BlueSkyNick]

Similarly, when the kids were small and playing up one day, SWMBO said sternly "BEHAVE!". After a pause, a meek little voice replied "I am being have, Mummy!"

He is 20 now - so I hope he doesn't read this!

<hr width=100% size=1>WANTED - For House and Boat Maintenance - A large supply of round tuits.<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by BIGNICK on 22/10/2004 18:05 (server time).</FONT></P>

 

[bobnewbury]

No - do it poetically..

and be averse.

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[Ohdrat]

Re: No - do it poetically..

no I'm jus astonished...

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[Twister_Ken]

Re: No - do it poetically..

Or, if you're a door, be ajar

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[Rum_Pirate]

Iv'e got a_round tuitt!

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[Mudplugger]

I don't think you should share your personal characteristics with the forum!

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[Graham_Wright]

So what does SWMBO mean.

Fool?- Don't you dare

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[oldharry]

I've got a whole list of jobs - in the house, on the boat etc which are just waiting for round tuits to finish them off.

But B&Q are out of stock, until they get around.....

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[oilyrag]

She who must be obeyed.
Popularised in Rumpole of the Bailey, but it's from the novel "She" written by Henry Rider Haggard.

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[sailorman]

i have a slightly used round-tuit, any use to u as i cant seem to make it work.
might concider x change for a skirting ladder or failing that a long weight

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[Ohdrat]

Re: me too

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to scared....

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[Graham_Wright]

Thanks and no guffaws either!

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[tome]

Re: No - do it poetically..

Be aware

Britain needs wares

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[tugboat]

Re: No - do it poetically..

A single-handed raggie should be a droit /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[Twister_Ken]

BIG NICKS TITS

I keep seeing this thread in the index and misreading the headline.

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[Twister_Ken]

Re: No - do it poetically..

Unless he's lost his right hand, which would be a bit gauche.

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