Big Al's beating Paulineb, by a short leg!

[martynwhiteley]

Big Al\'s beating Paulineb, by a short leg!

It must be what he (doesn't) wear under his kilt!

There goes my femail philosophy.

Big Al's getting 30 plus for all his posts!



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[Alistairr]

Re: Big Al\'s beating Paulineb, by a short leg!

Yes you're right must be something to do with my third (not too short) Leg!/forums/images/icons/wink.gif/forums/images/icons/wink.gif.
True Scots wear nothing under their Kilts.../forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

And Yes Ladies i am a true Scot.../forums/images/icons/cool.gif
How many on here can say that????




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[FergusM]

Re: Big Al\'s beating Paulineb, by a short leg!

I'm a true Scot, and I wear midge repellent under my kilt.

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[Alistairr]

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It stings a bit, Doesn't it?


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[Alistairr]

Re: Big Al\'s beating Paulineb, by a short leg!

Hey Martyn, Thats my 'short leg' over 40 now.

Paulineb, is never a bit over 30 anyway../forums/images/icons/wink.gif/forums/images/icons/wink.gif




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[jimi]

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I wear ma socks under ma kilt!

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[Alistairr]

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I thought you said you were a 'True Scotsman'!!!!!!


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[Bejasus]

Re: Big Al\'s beating Paulineb, by a short leg!

Aye, but he wears 3 o' them.

D'ye no think that we should hit up yon Kimmie furra Scottish Forum wher only them yins as kin unnerstaun the lingo kin go.

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[tripleace]

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What's Worn under the kilt.....

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[jimi]

Scots Forus

Och ah thocht we already hud yin!

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[Alistairr]

Re: Big Al\'s beating Paulineb, by a short leg!

Aye, soonds aboot rite.
Came-oon Kim, Gie us oor ane Forum.

English Translation=

Yes, Thats a slendid idea.
Why not Kim, Is there any chance of a Forum for us Gentlemen north of the Border?


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[Bejasus]

Re: Big Al\'s beating Paulineb, by a short leg!

In jimi's, case his socks.

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[Bejasus]

Re: Big Al\'s beating Paulineb, by a short leg!

Ah kin see a problem comin tae rise here. Dalek....err dialects. I wud hae used ain whereas you huv used ane, which used tae be a Killie, Cumnockie, sortie Lowland patter fur wan. If ye get mah drift, pal.

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[martynwhiteley]

Re: Big Al\'s beating Paulineb, by a short leg!

Eyup, t'sall getna bit out ov and.

Init tipicle, yer powsta lotta drivell annit drifts onanon.

Y'askanamportant kwestjon bout gee pee esses and pee dee hays, an nowwan wantsta noh!



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[jimi]

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Whit's wrang wi' Cumnock ... ooh ah ken

The founder of the Labour Party Keir Hardie lived there ... but he was born in Lanarkshire so he's no a real Cumnockian. Then here's the Poaching Riot of 1833 good crack that ... oh and a lot of very nice people come from there unlike Auchinleck which is full of inbred losers!

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[Bejasus]

Re: Big Al\'s beating Paulineb, by a short leg!

Personally speaking, old chap, I keep my dirk(is that the correct spelling) under mine.

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[Bejasus]

Re: Big Al\'s beating Paulineb, by a short leg!

Once had a very disconcerting experience in Maybole, when me an mah pal, we wus roadiein furra band, got huckled & slung oot o' ra toon hall fur droppin oor drawers on ra stage ahent ra supportin act. Jings, yon miners hae got nae sense o' humour. They a' kept shoutin at us, 'Ur youse kinky ur whit, d'e ken' an then they widnae let us back in. Whit a bunch o' gadgies. They're idea o' fun wis gettin blootered and beatin the livin crap ooty yin anither. Talk aboot duelin banjo territory.

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[lanason]

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speak English man /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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