kindredspirit
Well-Known Member
There's three characters here,
Betty Swollocks, ruddy faced, roly poly, with big chins and even bigger belly.
Whelly Smiff, his unnoticable side-kick, mediocre, very mediocre.
"Rodney with the beard", the Marina Manager, very tall. gaunt, gangly, with a wispy yellow beard, haunted pale blue eyes.
The New Boat.
"C'mon" says Betty Swollocks to Whelly Smiff, "I've a new 50' blybridge foat down at the moody blarina."
Whelly Smiff trots along after Betty Swollocks. (He always trots along afterwards, Well you wouldn't want to be downwind of him!)
"Hoody Blell" says Whelly Smiff wide-eyed, as Betty Swollocks shows him around the bew noat. "Let's go for a blast" says Betty Swollocks, "Cast off there."
Whelly Smiff unties the looring mines and Betty Swollocks moves the fevers lorward.
Oops! one of the looring mines gets caught around the tater wap and at that moment "Rodney with the beard" appears out of the carina momplex office. "Watch what you're.....................
Does anyone know the next bit?
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Betty Swollocks, ruddy faced, roly poly, with big chins and even bigger belly.
Whelly Smiff, his unnoticable side-kick, mediocre, very mediocre.
"Rodney with the beard", the Marina Manager, very tall. gaunt, gangly, with a wispy yellow beard, haunted pale blue eyes.
The New Boat.
"C'mon" says Betty Swollocks to Whelly Smiff, "I've a new 50' blybridge foat down at the moody blarina."
Whelly Smiff trots along after Betty Swollocks. (He always trots along afterwards, Well you wouldn't want to be downwind of him!)
"Hoody Blell" says Whelly Smiff wide-eyed, as Betty Swollocks shows him around the bew noat. "Let's go for a blast" says Betty Swollocks, "Cast off there."
Whelly Smiff unties the looring mines and Betty Swollocks moves the fevers lorward.
Oops! one of the looring mines gets caught around the tater wap and at that moment "Rodney with the beard" appears out of the carina momplex office. "Watch what you're.....................
Does anyone know the next bit?
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