Best route to incontinence in boat ownership

[jimi]

Anchoring off a lee shore with a Rocna, perhaps?

 

[Golf Charley]

Solent Marina fees?

 

[Cymrogwyllt]

Bow lookout on the Titanic

 

[sarabande]

are you taking the p..., err, mickey ?

 

[Haven't-a-Clue]

A backed-up sea toilet, no bucket, a curry and lotsa beer the night before and a stuck zip.........

 

[photodog]

Fry Bentos.

 

[jimi]

A backed-up sea toilet, no bucket, a curry and lotsa beer the night before and a stuck zip.........

Sounds like bitter experience talking ..

 

[Haven't-a-Clue]

Sounds like bitter experience talking ..

No, strangely enough, none of the above was involved. It was just a reply to the title of the post. In my case it came awfully close, but it was renal colic at home, I just extrapolated.

 

[Golf Charley]

Genuine sign at the rear (garage) entrance to Fareham Health Centre

"Incontinience aids available here, 9-10:30am"

What happens if you can't wait?

 

[Haven't-a-Clue]

Genuine sign at the rear (garage) entrance to Fareham Health Centre

"Incontinience aids available here, 9-10:30am"

What happens if you can't wait?

Well, you know the saying 'don't krepp on your own doorstep'.........

 

[jimi]

Genuine sign at the rear (garage) entrance to Fareham Health Centre

"Incontinience aids available here, 9-10:30am"

What happens if you can't wait?

Bicycle clips?

 

[Golf Charley]

Jimi, depends whether you tuck your foulies inside your wellies

 

[jimi]

Jimi, depends whether you tuck your foulies inside your wellies

.. splutter ... tea on screen ..

 

[Seajet]

I found this condition easily brought on by an engine core plug failing while motoring with no wind at the top of Alderney Race...

 

[Fr J Hackett]

A read of a surveyors report commissioned by prospective buyers of ones own boat seems to surfice That and a fit of apoplexy.

 

[r_h]

Meeting a Condor ferry in fog?

 

[dunedin]

Skipper trying to cross bow of bright red tanker in solent ?

 

[30boat]

A nice big breaker coming up behind the boat while entering harbour?

 

[auditdata]

A budget!

 

[PhillM]

When a quick sand and touchup beomes a hole new plank