jimi
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Anchoring off a lee shore with a Rocna, perhaps?
Best route to incontinence in boat ownership
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Golf Charley
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Solent Marina fees?
Cymrogwyllt
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Bow lookout on the Titanic
sarabande
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are you taking the p..., err, mickey ? 
Haven't-a-Clue
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A backed-up sea toilet, no bucket, a curry and lotsa beer the night before and a stuck zip.........
photodog
Lord High Commander of Upper Broughton and Gunthor
Fry Bentos.
jimi
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Haven't-a-Clue
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No, strangely enough, none of the above was involved. It was just a reply to the title of the post. In my case it came awfully close, but it was renal colic at home,
I just extrapolated.Golf Charley
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Genuine sign at the rear (garage) entrance to Fareham Health Centre
"Incontinience aids available here, 9-10:30am"
What happens if you can't wait?
"Incontinience aids available here, 9-10:30am"
What happens if you can't wait?
Haven't-a-Clue
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jimi
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Golf Charley
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Jimi, depends whether you tuck your foulies inside your wellies
jimi
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.. splutter ... tea on screen ..
Seajet
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I found this condition easily brought on by an engine core plug failing while motoring with no wind at the top of Alderney Race...
Fr J Hackett
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A read of a surveyors report commissioned by prospective buyers of ones own boat seems to surfice That and a fit of apoplexy.
That and a fit of apoplexy.
r_h
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Meeting a Condor ferry in fog?
dunedin
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Skipper trying to cross bow of bright red tanker in solent ?
30boat
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A nice big breaker coming up behind the boat while entering harbour?
auditdata
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A budget!
PhillM
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When a quick sand and touchup beomes a hole new plank
