Best caption please !!

[mtb]

Take alook at the little picture I took while looking after my tug this mornings high tide.
Click on my home page to see the normal size .

Cheers
Mick


http://homepage.ntlworld.com/boats
I want a big steel ex trawler or tug v, cheap or swap for tug

 

[coliholic]

Who's bright idea was it to unbolt the v**vo and use it as an anchor?

 

[byron]

Mick! why don't you make your URL live then we don't have to cut and paste and have the chance to open it in a new window.


<font color=red> ô¿ô</font color=red>
<A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.freeware.mcmail.com/435.htm>http://www.freeware.mcmail.com/435.htm</A>

 

[lanason]

"Did you close the seacock when we left the boat, darling" ???

Adrian

/forums/images/icons/smile.gif <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.arweb.co.uk/argallery/kelisha>Kelisha Pics</A> /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[BrendanS]

Jeremy DID cut his mast off after all. I thought it was just a wind up.

Can you get another piccie of his now mastless boat at full tilt?

 

[mtb]

Re: cos i\'m thick and dont

know how !!

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/boats
I want a big steel ex trawler or tug v, cheap or swap for tug

 

[BarryH]

"You wanted a water bed on the boat. You've got it!"
Or what about "Yes yes, I know its only a minor problem, but dont you think wiring the heads pump correctly in the first place would have saved the salvage costs!"

OK, to hell with it. Unbolt it and we'll use it as an anchor!

 

[lanason]

Re: cos i\'m thick and dont

Go on Byron - be a love - and show the man how to do it!!!!

Give him your worldly experiance /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

Adrian

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[lanason]

Re: cos i\'m thick and dont

Cant wait all night - come on man .........

Adrian

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[lanason]

Oh well

if you want a job doing - do it yourself ...... can't get the staff these days ...............

try
[*url=http://homepage.ntlworld.com/boats]Caption Picture[/url]
but leave out the *.


Adrian

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[mtb]

Re: Oh well

right right i can do that !!
Cheers
Mick

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/boats
I want a big steel ex trawler or tug v, cheap or swap for tug

 

[lanason]

Re: Oh well

Well - go on then /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

Adrian

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[BrendanS]

Re: Oh well

http:// homepage.ntlworld.com/boats/OOPS !! OVER.JPG

 

[lanason]

Re: Oh well

That was my next line ........ /forums/images/icons/mad.gif .........

Adrian

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[mtb]

Re: Oh well

You have to type it out for me i tried but !!!
it keeps saying improper picture

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/boats
I want a big steel ex trawler or tug v, cheap or swap for tug

 

[BrendanS]

Re: Oh well

Try typing

<A target="_blank" HREF=http://

then the url you want to show which in this case is:

homepage.ntlworld.com/boats/OOPS !! OVER.JPG

chop the http// bit off the front as that will get put on the front automatically <s>

then type >http://

then the url you want to show which in this case is:

homepage.ntlworld.com/boats/OOPS !! OVER.JPG

chop the http// bit off the front as that will get put on the front automatically <s>

then type </A>

This sort of thing is easy to do, but difficult to type in a single line, because if you type it as it's meant to be it comes out as a hyperlink, not as the text you want to show.

Then again, you have your own website, and have piccies posted there which you must have uploaded, so you must have the ability to do this sort of simple stuff, so this is a 'troll' <QED> ......<G>

 

[boatone]

Re: Oh well

this is it

(glad to be of service.....hope you're all better with boats than u are wiv compooters !!/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

<A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.boatsontheweb.com/galleryframes.html> BoatsOnTheWeb and Boaters Photo Gallery</A>

 

[tcm]

"Everyone in the club had tried steer Harris away from a winged keel"

or

"Gordon wins the Modesty Prize at our photography club awards ceremony, with this shot taken out of the window using Tina's underwear over his lens to simulate a carribean sunset"

or

"Unfortunately, the fat chick had five mates who came aboard later"

or

"Clearly, the DIY ferro-cement option wasn't viable"

or

"try as he might, Alf couldn't get the damned dog to stop playing with the electric windlass control"

or

"As he looked around the bay, Mick realised that some people had already been tipped off that the Radio Licence Inspectors were in the area"

or

"Once promoted to harbourmaster, Mick decided that he would bloody well do something about visiting yotties who tried to avoid paying by anchoring just outside the marina"

 

[coliholic]

Or, "I see Mick's got his tug then. Just a shame he can't drive it. That WAFI'll be furious when the pub shuts.

 

[tome]

Never allow the children to use

the heads unsupervised