Bermuda Rip-off Pie Scandal

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£1.50????? you wuz robbed my son. BOGOF in Budgens had 'em at 2 for £1.69 including the Johnny come lately Chicken Curry Puff variety.


Jim
Fatter than he should be on cheap FBs
 

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The Bard on Fray Bentos

The devil speed him! no man's pie is freed
From his ambitious finger. What had he
To do in these fierce vanities? I wonder
That such a keech can with his very bulk
Take up the rays o' the beneficial sun
And keep it from the earth.

Also:

By cock and pie, sir, you shall not away to-night.
What, Davy, I say!
 

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I prithee, don\'t shoot the messenger.

Re Jim and Brian. Next time when I quote I'll use colonic techniques: 'quotation marks', and italics
 

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Re: I prithee, don\'t shoot the messenger.

[ QUOTE ]
Bitch,bitch,bitch.............

[/ QUOTE ]the son and heir of a mongrel bitch; one
whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deny the least
syllable of thy addition
 

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Re: I prithee, don\'t shoot the messenger.

O' you are a flattering boy! Now I see you'll be a courtier.
 

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Re: The Bard on Fray Bentos

To quote the Bard is good indeed,
But ne'er as good, I know it,
As he recounting from his deeds
And being his own poet.

For reading from a book I fear,
Does substitute for wit.
There is no substitute my dear,
For writing your own S**t
 

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Carribbean is always hellishly expensive for life's little luxuries. A civil servant friend of mine spent three years in Barbados on a posting. Very nice it was too - a house at Atlantic Shores, with a maid and gardener; all paid for by HMG. In a moment of drunken folly (which I have never allowed him to forget) he admitted that he also got a special Hardship Allowance - ostensibly to cover the high cost of living on the island but in fact, imho, to pay for weaning him off the Cockspur 5 star when he got back home.....
 
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