fisherman
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Never mind yer old atmospheric wind, we once devised a beaufart scale which ranged from force one, slight ruffling of vicars and maiden aunts, to force ten, severe danger to vitreous china.
Beaufart scale
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tugboat
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Force 11 - pub sign blown horizontal/ conditions on vessel untenable, sailors go ashore.
Force 12 - sailor hit by falling pub sign.
Force 12 - sailor hit by falling pub sign.
graham
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Beaufart force 11 extreme danger to seafarers if occuring the morning after a Vindaloo. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
sighmoon
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force 1 - nobody notices
force 2 - silent and nobody knows it's you
force 8 - you wake the wife up with the noise
force 9 - you wake yourself up with the smell
force 2 - silent and nobody knows it's you
force 8 - you wake the wife up with the noise
force 9 - you wake yourself up with the smell
graham
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Some technical information for the serious practitioner of the black art.http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
l'escargot
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force 1 - nobody notices
force 2 - silent and nobody knows it's you
force 8 - you wake the wife up with the noise
force 9 - you wake yourself up with the smell
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force 10 - you have to get up and change the sheets
force 1 - nobody notices
force 2 - silent and nobody knows it's you
force 8 - you wake the wife up with the noise
force 9 - you wake yourself up with the smell
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force 10 - you have to get up and change the sheets