Bargain hovercraft anybody?

Linky no work for me but is this it? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hovercra...826762?hash=item5228ccc54a:g:6asAAOSwGYVd4P76

Its just up the road from you in Carshalton, Jimmy. The genuine zebra hide chairs could be 'statement' furniture in your new mansion and I'm sure Vas would take all the mechanical bits off you:D

Sorry about the dodgy link, just corrected. I know the listing says Carshalton (south London: the natural home of the hovercraft, natch) but further down in the listing it says

The hovercraft has been packed for over five years lying at the Aberdeen Bay, Freetown, Sierra Leone, this sale is for collection only. BUYER COLLECT


PS works at jtb towers progressing nicely, another happy day digging holes today. I'm trying to explain to H why I need a telehandler... :D:D
 
How exactly are you supposed to collect a Hovercraft that has spent the last 5 years on a beach in Sierra Leone?
All four engines are probably seized.
 
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