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When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was immediately attracted
to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had
sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh... Tarzan use hole in
trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I
will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes and laid
down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her girlie bits, "you must
put it in here!"
Tarzan removed his loincloth....stepped closer with his huge manhood and
then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in
agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for
air and screamed, "What in the Hell did you do that for?!"
"Tarzan check for bees."
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to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had
sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh... Tarzan use hole in
trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I
will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes and laid
down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her girlie bits, "you must
put it in here!"
Tarzan removed his loincloth....stepped closer with his huge manhood and
then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in
agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for
air and screamed, "What in the Hell did you do that for?!"
"Tarzan check for bees."
<hr width=100% size=1><A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.arweb.co.uk/argallery/forbsie?&page=1>My Project</A>