Auld goats(kins) ..

[ParaHandy]

it seems outrageous that we should ask the Queen to read Blair's witterings inscribed on claysie's backside ....

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[jimi]

Aye she could hardly read cos o' the brichtness, did ye know ken she had tae put factor 50 on the regal neb?

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[ParaHandy]

now that takes some doing wearing a gas mask ... which that nice Mr Blunkett gave to her to highlight the present dangers we face, little knowing what a prime farter our friend is ...

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[claymore]

Fairter es et - weel youse es ra fine yin tae blether - whit aboot ma mashierater that ye managed tae cloag wi yer great big clouty turds ye skaldie

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[ParaHandy]

yon masherator wud a' hud ma baa's aff an all which wuz why ah hud ma airse raised aff ra seat but the bluidy thing back-fired ... it could fart better than ony tropoper .... or wuz it wired the wrang way roond jist like ra ebespsher ....

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[Clive_Rigden]

<A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.esperanto.ca/kurso/home.htm>This may help readers</A>

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[jimi]

Verdo estas mia plej preferata koloro Vi odoras kiel krokodiloMi ne povas vivi sen vi

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[ParaHandy]

well ... claysies electrically operated toilet had a mind of its own. sometimes it would suck and other times it would blow ... not unlike, well, ... and on the occasions it had taken to suck, it was a wise precaution to elevate yourself from the seat otherwise you could be vacuumed into it with dire consequences for one's genitalia. The apparent haphazard operation of this device could be explained, if one thought about it, by the recent experience of the boat heater, an ebespacher, which suffered some electrical malfunction such that it blew a large cloud of dense, black, particles including soot into the cabin .... otherwise, the boat is of sound construction and a magnificent testament to its owner .......

hope that helps ...

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[ParaHandy]

siht ar lausu part-palc?

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[Clive_Rigden]

Dankon! Mi amas vin too. Plian bieron, mi petas & neniam pisu en la venton.

<A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.skotlando.org>Och 'aye !</A>

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[Clive_Rigden]

Klara kiel koto. Dankon !

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[jimi]

alara cantarda para fella doon ra candelabra!

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[Clive_Rigden]

Steady on on old chap !

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[ParaHandy]

Neniam pisu en la venton ...

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[Clive_Rigden]

Actually, this might be even more useful - and worth every penny to regular Scuttlebutters, should they wish to know what's going on that is . . .

Scots-English/English-Scots Dictionary
By David Ross, Gavin D. Smith
Paperback / Hippocrene Books / September 1999 / 0781807794
List Price £6.92 / Similar to Scots-English/English-Scots Dictionary

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[Becky]

Sorry, very interesting and all that, but I could get a transltion of 'ra' and several strange words in the discourse in the above thread responses. I put it down to psychological stress. They need help

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[claymore]

Pas d'elle yeux rhone que-nous

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[Clive_Rigden]

Enae 'o thus drivl ar sae ! Nah, arm awa ta ma tae, d'ya haer ?

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[ParaHandy]

Re: regal brightness ...

that'll be Lux Mundi? ... famously, of the oxford movement and how appropriate ... !!

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[tome]

Faru por mi bentosan torton

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