Are you getting old?

Spyro

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Does this apply to you?


According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who Were kids
in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived, because
our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was
promptly chewed and licked.


We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or
cabinets and it was fine to play with pans.


When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip-flops and had
fluorescent 'spokey dokey's' on our wheels. As children, we would ride in
cars with no seat belts or airbags - riding in the passenger seat was a
treat.


We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted the

same. We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy juice with
sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside
playing.


We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no-one
actually died from this. -


We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top speed
down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.


After running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the
problem.


We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as We
were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us and no one minded.


We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 99
channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no
personal computers, no DVDs, no Internet chat rooms.


We had friends - we went outside and found them.


We played elastics and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt!


We fell out of trees, got cut, and broke bones but there were no law suits.


We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from other parents.


We played chap-the-door-run-away and were actualy afraid of the owners
catching us.


We walked to friends' homes.
We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we didn't rely on mummy or
daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner. We made up
games with sticks and tennis balls. We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our
coats by only the hood.


The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of...They

actually sided with the law.


This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem
solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of
innovation and new ideas.


We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to
deal with it all.



And you're one of them. Congratulations!



Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow as real kids, before
lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good.



For those of you who aren't old enough, thought you might like to


read about us.



This my friends, is surprisingly frightening......and it might put a smile
on your face: The majority of students in universities today were born in
1986........They are called youth.



They have never heard of We are the World, We are the children, and the
Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have never heard
of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Nena Cherry or Belinda Carlisle.



For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam.




AIDS has existed since they were born.




CD's have existed since they were born.




Michael Jackson has always been white.



To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine

how this fat guy could be a god of dance.





They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are Films from
last year.




They can never imagine life before computers.






They'll never have pretended to be the A Team, RedHand Gang or the Famous
Five.



They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix It or Why Don't You.





They can't believe a black and white television ever existed. And they will

never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone.






Now let's check if we're getting old...






1. You understand what was written above and you smile.



2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.



3. Your friends are getting married/already married.



4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with
computers.




5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.



6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.





7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good Old days,
repeating again all the funny you have experienced together.





8. Having read this , you are thinking of forwarding it to some other
friends because you think they will like it too...











Yes, you're getting old!!!
 

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Hello Ian
How very true !!!

I have been sounding a right old fart of late as I see kids being wheeled to school, my own nephew (aged about 13) gets bored after about 20 mins sailing and lies below playing on his Gameboy. When my brother and I were his age we dreamed of boats!

Heard recently that after school football has been banned in Renfrew (in case the poor, delicate wee things get hurt !). And my local outdoor centre cannot take kids mountainbiking/canoeing or climbing. When I was in my teens we were taken all of these.

Watched a program about the life and times of Winston Churchill last week and the people of the UK during WW2 and asked myself if the current youth are the same breed.

Remember well our home made "bogies" steered with a rope and our feet for brakes (I put a totally inefective sail on mine) and hurtling down the hills of Cumbernauld out of control.
Happy times

Cant help but think that next generation are going to end up a bunch of delicate, obese fairies

Harumph!

Cameron (aged 43 2/3)
 

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[ QUOTE ]


Remember well our home made "bogies" steered with a rope and our feet for brakes (I put a totally inefective sail on mine) and hurtling down the hills out of control.
Happy times



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Oh Bugger! I'm not the only one then.
 

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(3. Your friends are getting married/already married.)

Sadly mine are now starting to die....

Still must go sailing again blow away the cobwebs. that makes me feel young again
 

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[ QUOTE ]
Cameron (aged 43 2/3)

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43 and 2/3. You are just a young boy yet!!!!

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<They have never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Nena Cherry or Belinda Carlisle.> Not to mention the Bay City Rollers, Mud, Barry Blue or the mighty Geordie to name but a few...

With hindsight, maybe things weren't so great afterall - in fact, it feels rather good to be old all of a sudden! /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

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Are you getting old or growing up??

25 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids
next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the
beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely
upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen
and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A £4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never
going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

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