Apemaster certification

[jimi]

Mr C Enstone has passed this golden opportunity up .. think up to monkey biz elsewhere in some banana republic. Hence I ffel qualified to offer an Apemaster CErtificate to applicants passing a practical course.
Boxes to be ticked include:
1) making Mimi wail aka Mimicry
2) Hirsuteness
3) being "regular"
4) ability to get to the top of the mast unaided
5) Big red bottom

Usual tenner in a brown envelop and the certificates in the post!



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[ChrisE]

Condsider the virtual writ to have been served!

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[jimi]

Help I need an eagle!

PanPan PanPAn PanPan ..virtual legal eagle wanted to defend Apemaster Inc against vitual writ from Buttmaster Ltd

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[ChrisE]

Re: Help I need an eagle!

Writ redeemable by sending the usual, suitably filled, brown envelop.....

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[jimi]

Re: Help I need an eagle!

Look you I'm not giving in to vexatious legatious irritants .. on whit grounds are you writting?

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[Evadne]

Excusez-moi messiurrre, do you 'ave a lissonce for that Minquey?

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[Sybarite]

My ten year old step daughter, in a school essay, described the sunset as " red-arsed baboon sky...."

How many marks would you give her?

John

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