Another caption contest. Suggestions please

[Achillesheel]

I give up, what was he doing exactly??

 

[Dipper]

A sneak preview of the cover of Dan Brown’s sequel to The Da Vinci Code shows that it will have a nautical theme.

 

[Becky]

I wish he worshipped me as much as he does the d**m boat!

 

[Alastairdent]

STOP PUSHING!!!!!