An Alien Landed on the boat today !!!!

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So there I am minding my own business and all of a sudden an alien climbs up on top of the plotter. Ahhhh fu fu fu Heck I said as I nearly fell off the helm seat in shock.

This situation got worse as a battle of wills broke out, as much as I tried to shift him he just kept rearing up and looking very nasty brutal and intimidating reaching for my gun no sorry my raymarine cover I tried to knock him off so he decided that he would jump on my head ahhhhhhh Ahhhhh at this point the boat is doing circles stuffs flying around as and the folk downstairs are splling their G&Ts and thats very very bad.

War breaks out on the sports bridge the bu--ers now attached itself to the collar of my shirt and trying to get inside.

It took three strong men to pull him off me " well that will be the story in the bar" wooooohaaa big as a shark!!! bigger than me and I'm only 6'2" he was much bigger massive. woooo it all happens to me whoooo Space Monsters here on our boat.
 
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oceandrive said:
It took three strong men to pull him off me " well that will be the story in the bar" wooooohaaa big as a shark!!! bigger than me and I'm only 6'2" he was much bigger massive. woooo it all happens to me whoooo Space Monsters here on our boat.
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Sh%te that was some Green monster
I think you should fly a Yellow quarantine flag but then again where to fly the flapper?
Cos obviously yer Forum (blueish) Burgee should not be compromised
And don't say yer aint got a Forum burgee! (in light of recent posts on the Subject)

By now I would think, you have told the Story in the Bar!
I bet the Bug had grown at least a foot a pint in there.
So -- using My 'O' level Maths and years of experience (probably Degree level with Honours an stuff) at matters concerning Bars
The Bug will have enlarged itself to about 8 ft, no sweat:D

Oh! on the QT for a Burgee you have to send an SAE to hlb afaik imho ttfn, hlb is awol atm btw;)
 
Ah, there she is

Looks just like the one that climbed onto my saloon table last Sunday. Bit of a shock.

I caught it in a tupperware thing and let it fly off 20 yards down the pontoon where the big boats are moored.
 
So there I am minding my own business and all of a sudden an alien climbs up on top of the plotter

Ugly little Bugger isn't it!

Serves you right for cruising in warmer climes..... you should be here in the UK with all these nasty wasps this time of year, then we'll see about how big and nasty the aliens are :)

Tom

PS Didnt that star in Men in Black ?
 
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