that that's what you think. Particularly around the marinas you visit and the boatshows. After a period of say one year if no one's come up with evidence to the contrary you can claim the title. Course it won't mean nothing cos your not as good as me.
Would have thought you had plenty of practice after all the running battles with the Jimmy Hamilton and the Grange.
Or did the neds not carry blades when you were a youth? Forgot, it was the aluminium comb in your days.
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"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"
Yup .. took a week off for a visit to Channel Islands .. wethers turned rubbish, eldest daughters got a tummy bug, last minute chaos re gap year or University ... so the boat ain't moved and I'm on holiday earning brownie points ;-(