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boatmike

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I have just read an article suggesting that the occupants of chat rooms are either criminals, sexual deviants, or people masquerading as something they are not.
I have suspected for a long time that Stella Girl is actually a bloke, Woofy is not really a dog and Ships Cat is in fact rumoured to be a Kiwi. Jimi makes no pretence regarding either his sanity or sexual incinations and there are quite a few others that I am beginning to suspect may be less than serious in their intentions.
Can anybody put my mind at rest and tell me that continued exposure will not threaten my sanity or do me bodily harm please as I am sat here with my legs crossed and am not sure if I should seek professional help.......... /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
 
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Mike, you and I and perhaps one or two others that are catamaran lovers are the exception to the rule. As for the rest of 'em? Well it's true what they say.
 

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I have just read an article suggesting that the occupants of chat rooms are either criminals, sexual deviants, or people masquerading as something they are not.

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Load of nonsense if you ask me

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Stingo, do you think BoatMike would lend us his catamaran so we could run a few stability tests on it?
 

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"""I have just read an article suggesting that the occupants of chat rooms are either criminals, sexual deviants, or people masquerading as something they are not.""""


I joined this forum for no other reason than to sharpen up my talents in all of the above essential life skills....and WHY either/or, I am both.
I have a crim record /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
I like sex with females /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
I masquerade as a sailor /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif




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Dear boatmike,

if you are still sitting there exposed and with your legs crossed, then yes, I do think you should seek medical advice, there are many unmentionable conditions, some of which may be capable of treatment.

Be assured that this forum is not solely composed of deviants (though our leader has done his best to ensure this, praise be to KIM), and I think that you probably have a mild case of osmosis, once your bot has dried out and you have been resheathed you may well be able to return to the forum.

TGIF!!!!
 

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I have been known to wear tights in winter but they made my bum squeak so I turned to stockings and suspenders But! I had trouble with the big hairy arse builders on the site I worked at....!!!!!!!
Me Brover in East London wears em on is ead......opps should'nt have said that dont let the old bill know!!!!!!!

Other than that your OK with me mate!
"where did you say that golden rivet was skipper"??
 

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See, just to prove a point I have changed my avatar for a little while. That's the real me. Kept my face hidden for security reasons, but best eye is aft.

There I am standing on the sail cover navigating into the impending Southern Ocean storm (see the grey clouds in the background). One tail for me, four paws for the ship. Ellen's got nothing on me.

Definitely not a silly kiwi bird. Pah!

John
 
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