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If thats all you can come up with we'd better be writing to your employers about filling your time up a bit. No wonder it costs a lot to run a cooker nowadays. When I first started driving it cost 4/10d a gallon, bitter was 1/10d apint and mild was 1/7d mars bars were massive - which puts Marianne Faithful up there with the best of them and pansies were flowers. The caribou was where you went for a pint and a scrap and I'm not sure where any of this is heading....
I'm not sure my employer would do anything, he's a mate of Forbsie! Can you believe it I meet a giuy on the forum, who says do you know so and so, he works in the oilfield and guess what, yes! its my bluidy boss in Aberdeen! So now he knows what I do out here, so no pay rise for me! Bluidy forum, grump grump!
Each time you post, give us a bit of weather info - anything will do but make it appear useful information for chairbound mariners.
This could then be identified as Really Useful Information and as such is just another Value Added Service given free gratis to Users of the Marine Environment.
For such services, the rigs get a good press - the boss gets his OBE and the very least the sod could do is give you a pay rise.
You just need to look at all the angles.
Colin
I never like it when people make offers like this....I don't know why but I have an unpleasant vision of solids entering the air conditioning here.