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Lets see how long before the thought police pounce.
A young guy moves to London and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The Manager asks, "Do you have any experience?"
The Kid, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home".
Well the manager liked the kid, so gave him a job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down.
"How many sales did you make today?" he asked the Kid
The Kid replied, "Only One Sir!"
The Manager, "JUST ONE? Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
The Kid, "£101,237.64."
The Manager, "£101,237.64? What the hell did you sell him?"
The Kid, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a large fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down on the Solent, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, (this is the bit where the boat angle comes in so it's OK), so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chis Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4."
The manager, "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?!"
The Kid, "Oh no no. He came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, "Well, since your weekend's xxxxxed up, you might as well go fishing."
A young guy moves to London and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The Manager asks, "Do you have any experience?"
The Kid, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home".
Well the manager liked the kid, so gave him a job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down.
"How many sales did you make today?" he asked the Kid
The Kid replied, "Only One Sir!"
The Manager, "JUST ONE? Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
The Kid, "£101,237.64."
The Manager, "£101,237.64? What the hell did you sell him?"
The Kid, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a large fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down on the Solent, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, (this is the bit where the boat angle comes in so it's OK), so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chis Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4."
The manager, "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?!"
The Kid, "Oh no no. He came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, "Well, since your weekend's xxxxxed up, you might as well go fishing."
