Advice

[duncanmack]

If some dimwit spills 5 ltres of red diesel in the locker where your 600 sq ft spinnaker lurks, get HIM to wash the damn thing.

Especially when he doesn't tell you and you discover it when taking it home (months later).

6 hours of very hard work in the bath and at least the water isn't going red and scummy any more.

When I catch that B.....!!!! Grrrrrrrrr!

 

[old_salt]

Stick his best shoes in the bog one night after you've all been on a good piss up ashore.
O and pull the fuse on the bog light.