About nothing in particular

[Guest]

Story heard yesterday.

Man and wife in car - wife wishes to stop to pick up a couple of things at small shop. Husband waits in car and notices a young lady in a very short skirt approach car. Not wishing to be rude, winds down window

"Are you looking for business sir?"

Flustered reply along the lines of "I'm not that sort of person" Curiosity takes over.

"How much do you charge?" "£40" "Rules me out anyway. I've only got a fiver on me" "You won't get much for a fiver!" Young lady walks away Wife returns to car and hubby is about to pull away when miniskirt returns and knocks window. "Told you you would'nt get much for a fiver!"

 

[Guest]

My wife charges me £1 an inch so I get change from a quid

 

[Guest]

For your sake, I hope you mean change from a fiver, not a quid!

Nick

 

[Guest]

Re: well, it\'s much better than adverts...nm

Could I have another look at the adverts before I decide if its better?

 

[Guest]

My wife charges me £1 an inch so I get change from a quid

 

[Guest]

Sob! Sob!

 

[Guest]

Re: well, it\'s much better than adverts...nm

One to tell a close lady friend. or a boozy party.

Have you ever had a parrot on your left shoulder "No" Have you ever hand a pidgeon on you right shoulder "No" Open you mouth " you've had a cookatoo in there then?.

Sorry ladies but i thought it was ok.

 

[Guest]

Re: well, it\'s much better than adverts...nm

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