AAlas Claysie is nae mair

[jimi]

Yesterday evening after a hard day concreting M. Claymore retired to the Fleetwood SC for a few beverages. Upon his return home he had a wider than usual stagger and ended up in the drive. Being a tight git he had economised on the solids (unusually) and sank in the now rapidly setting concrete. I know this cos he left me a voicemail describing the aforesaid course of events ... I think he had tried to dial 999 but had hit the last number redial first. I'm not sure what to do ... should I let his wife know first, inform the emergency services or nick his boat? What would you do?

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[Stingo]

If you planned it carefully enough, you could have his boat and his wife and his stock of whisky

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[ParaHandy]

delay ringing the fleetwood rnli ... all those iou's he's been giving them ... they'll want to cash them in


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[Stingo]

.... as your walking past him with your arms loaded with his whisky and his wife in tow, you better ask him if his boat has a holding tank.

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[Peppermint]

If he's face down you could have a useful place to park your bike.

The saying "He's a hard man, that Claysie" could well now be true.

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[jimi]

Epic Taff

Lying here Captain Claymore
on the hardcore
never will rise anymore
Minis , maxis on his heid
he disnae gie a stuff noo he's deid!


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[longjohnsadler]

In heavy weather, do the Fleetwood rnli wear Fleetwood macs?

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[jimi]

Fleetwood Mac

Aye whilst shakin' their moneymaker tae the sound of Albatross ..

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[longjohnsadler]

Re: Fleetwood Mac

Reminds me of the lifeboat coxswain who would only go out in a sou'wester.
Wind from any other direction and you were stuffed.

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[ParaHandy]

Re: ra lament

The Fleetwood rnli were bereft
When their greatest benefactor
Did get lost up to his rectum
Whilst penning another dictum

Chorus:
Wi a rattle o’ their boxes
And a turd frae the cox’n
If it’s nae a sou-wester
We’re staying abed wi ester


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[BrianJ]

That should " cement" your relationship... he he he
Brian J

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[claymore]

Respect

Ah, dinnae mind yer wee jesties at ma'expense - ef it keeps youse grinnin like a bunch o' they cheshire cats - fair enufski.
Ah hed a wee smile at they rhymes an ra bike parkin gibe.
Ah didnea even really mind when stinko stairted on aboot ra missis
But when youse stairted suggestin ra liberation o' ma whisky - weel tha's oot o' order


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Claymore
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[jimi]

Re: Respect

Jing's its a voice from beyond the drive whit's it like on the other side? Can ye tell me the lottery numbers for next saturday?

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