A woman scorned ..... and it IS boaty

[paulineb]

Someone in Brighton Marina must have really upset their wife/girlfriend. She opened his sea cocks, drilled holes in the hull and turned on the gas. Needless to say it sank. And on the very same day last week, a sail boat in the inner harbour sank too. Hmmmmm ...... the plot thickens.

Pauline Beddoes
News at Ten
Brighton

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[whisper]

Right then Mrs. B. we know that you had sent your husband to the Midlands. What were you doing at the time that the offences took place ? ................. Don't believe you - have you got a witness to support this alibi ? .............. Good evening Sir - no your wife does not have to know about this..........
Please continue :-

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[paulineb]

It wasn't me. I was busy in the galley

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[Nauti Fox]

Galley?Mrs Unit 18 thinks thats where you hang pictures.

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[whisper]

Mr B does the cooking so you can't have been there madam.

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[jimi]

Thats a gallery;-) get her back in the scullery

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[sailbadthesinner]

mrs b fetched the corkscrew out of the galley years ago
she has never needed to return
anyway why do we assume it is a woman that has done this
could be a disgruntled friend o colleague

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[duncan]

quite. all sounds normal procedure at this time of year - open/close /open seacocks with a little grease to stop them from seizing; fit that new through hull transducer and a couple of fittings to run that livebait well you ahve always planned and then finally put on a cuppa.......yep quite normal

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[Dave_Snelson]

Then she moved to Pwllheli...

...'cos an Azimut sank there as well. Yikes!!

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[whisper]

Re: Then she moved to Pwllheli...

Yes, well, she's a fast worker and gets about a bit you know/forums/images/icons/blush.gif

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[Johnnygil]

Re: Then she moved to Pwllheli...

wonder if one of them was the right boat ,,,,,,,,,,,, maybe, she's working her way round the marina,,,,,,,,,, glad I'm in dry dock

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