A six year old boy asks..

[Seagreen]

Pirate mad son askes me, "Daddy. Why is Davey Jones in the movie (P.o.t.C. 2) all covered with seaweed and barnacles?"

Me: "He's not using the right type of antifouling.."

Honest, it just came right out. I'm sure he'll understand it when he's older.

(And before you all type in with "its a 12 cert!", yes, I know the film's a 12 but then he was sat next to me as his special Saturday treat, with me explaining the "nasty" bits. - No nightmares)

 

[Channel Ribs]

I was going to do an editted version for my 4YO (Genghis the destroyer), but when I sat down to work out which bits made me cringe I gave up 20 minutes in! /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Woodlouse]

I believe its 12a now. Which means that someone under 12 can watch if accompanied by an adult. So no harm done. Surely.

 

[janeK]

yes but which one is the child????

 

[Seagreen]

Well, he lets me have some of his Fizzy Cola bottles if I ask nicely.

 

[Swanrad2]

When 4 my now 6 year old used to enjot mixing words, say boat and football would become butball. His best was in the car one day when he said ship and lighthouse became shitehouse...priceless