A letter allegedly received by a certain DIY customer services dept

[gregmlucas]

Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles way?

Yours Sincerley

John Smith

 

[Becky]

Re: A letter allegedly received by a certain DIY customer services dep

I think this one has been done already.

 

[Rowana]

Re: A letter allegedly received by a certain DIY customer services dep

At least 3 times . . .

 

[gregmlucas]

Re: A letter allegedly received by a certain DIY customer services dep

Apologies - I'd seen it on here

 

[Alex_Blackwood]

Re: A letter allegedly received by a certain DIY customer services dep

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Apologies - I'd seen it on here

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Then it appeared in the Daily Mail next day!