A letter allegedly received by a cat food customer services dept


Well-known member
26 Aug 2004
Lake District (closed for maintenance)
Dear Whiskas,

When I was younger, my cat 'William Billy Billzer', who is sadly no longer with us, actually quite liked whiskas cat food.

I just felt a little bit rebellious when I filled in your survey and said that he would only eat Katkins Chunks (in gravy, he liked the jelly one, but it made him fart so mum banned it).

I now feel a little guilty about the fact that the results for your famous '9/10 cats prefer it' campaign of the late eighties may have been skewed somewhat by my dishonest tomfoolery.

Sincere apologies

Professor Hampton Crosby