A Joke to Share with a Drink

[T_S]

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown and whispered, "Honey this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants sex with you just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it !.
"Dear" the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me that he thinks you're really cute !".

 

[orion21]

Re: And another Joke to Share with a Drink

Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining", he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied.

"No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said.

Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.

Just then they saw a Communist Party official walking toward them.

"Let's not fight about it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing".

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course", he replied, and walked on.

But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" to which the man quietly replied:

"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear".

 

[celandine]

Re: And another Joke to Share with a Drink

A completely lost motorist sees a rather fed-up looking couple in a parked car. He goes over to them and says to the woman:
"Excuse me. Do you know the Doncaster turn off?
"Know it!" she replies, "I've been married to it for 30 years!"

 

[mirabriani]

Re: And another Joke to Share with a Drink

Pulled the crackers

What goes "Oh oh oh"
Santa walking backwards!

What's a snakes favourite subject?
Hiss...tory!

Happy new year Briani