A joke.....of sorts

StellaGirl

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A woman goes into Harrods to buy a rod and reel for her
grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just
grabs one and goes over to the counter. The Harrods salesman is
standing there, wearing dark shades.
She says, "Excuse me. Can youtell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb.Test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's on sale this week for £44."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds likea Visa card," he says.

As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts.

At first she is really embarrassed but then realises there is no way the blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted. The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be £58.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale
for £44. How did you get to £58.50?"

He replies, "Yes Madam, the rod and reel are £44, but the Duck Caller is £11 and the Fish Bait is £3.50."
 

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Stevie Wonder has just finished a sell-out concert in Japan and after the applause has died down he asks the crowd if there's anything they'd like him to play.

This little Japanese fellow at the front is jumping up and down, shouting and waving his arms like a madman and Stevie asks him what he'd like him to play.

The Jap shouts "Pray a jazz chord, pray a jazz chord" so Stevie belts out a 2 minute solo in F minor on his piano and the crowd are in raptures.

"No, No" he shouts "pray a jazz chord, pray a jazz chord." A little bit bemused Stevie does a 3 minute impromptu in A major and gets the crowd rocking.

The little fellow shouts

"No, No, I want you to pray a jazz chord."

Stevie gives in and says "how does that go then?"

To which he replies "A jazz chord to say I ruv you!"

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