A Foul Calumny by Mike Echo Papa

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In a different thread;

Mike Echo Papa stated;
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Recently the harbour was closed for hours because a boat brought into the harbour a suspicious object. This was in direct contravention of a NM which states that it should have been left 1 mile outside. Was anybody prosecuted or even told off, no. Why, because the *&^%$* HM told them to bring it into the harbour. DOH!
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The fishing vessel MOJO, based in Weymouth, reported a floating object roughly east of Portland Bill. He reported a tree trunk or telegraph pole with 1 foot above the surface and the rest below.

It was considered to be a hazard to navigation which could smack a hole in the Condor Express, never mind sinking a smaller vessel.

He offered to snag it and tow it ashore. HMCG concurred. The Weymouth Harbourmaster agreed to receive the object at the Fish Dock and arrange for its disposal.

As the Harbourmaster began to winch it out of the water he realised that it was not wood. A fact that was not apparent to MOJO because of the marine growth on it.

He contacted HMCG for a second opinion and after discussions with HMCG/ ex-RN personnel and the EOD experts it then became apparent that this was a torpedo. What was unknown was the state of the warhead. When EOD arrived and dived on the object it became clear that the warhead was not present.

There was no suspicion of weaponry/explosives/ordnance until the object was winched out of the water. Until then it was clearly believed to be a pole/trunk.

If it had been left in place it would have been a significant hazard to navigation - enough to destroy a yacht, sink a fishing boat or damage an aluminium hulled ferry with 800 persons on board.

It was brought in with the agreement of the HM.


Would Mike Echo Papa please confine himself to facts and not pub-gossip.
 
OK I stand corrected, I believe that my post was based on fact. Quite how you get 'pub-gossip' from what I wrote is unclear to me.

I understand that the object was some 18" in diameter, from local reports, not the public bar before you jump on me. I appreciate that we all have 100% hindsight but considering the history of the area would it not have made sense to quarantine the the item until it had been identified.

After the thing was decided to be potentialy dangerous a 200m cordon was placed around it. This effectively put both the Harbourmasters Office and the Coastguard Office in the danger zone. Good planning or what?

Mind you I had to chuckle at one of the charter boats who requested of the HM persmission to go through the danger zone "because he would only take a few minutes", he was finally convinced by the HM that the harbour was in fact closed.

Press report here:-
http://archive.dorsetecho.co.uk/2006/10/30/120443.html
 
And I apologise to you for coming at you so strongly.

The story of the "Great Bomb of Weymouth" still makes us chuckle.
It has also given us a perfect excuse for not having a contrived exercise this year since it was such a good test of the system.

You would have enjoyed the "Oh F..." moment as the implications of this "non-log" dawned on us.
 
It was being stuck outside the harbour getting hungry and the fags ran out that finally did it.

If Melwey had done a fish and chip run it might have been better.

I also had a smile at the speed of departure by RNLI, good test for them as well I suppose.
 
Your story also made me chuckle when I remember an incident when I was an EOD squaddie many years ago. We got a call-out from our base in West Sussex to Westward Ho in Devon. We were assured that an anti-tank mine had been uncovered in beach shingle. I was one of a 5 man team who were escorted by police through several counties with all bells, lights etc. On arrival, we found the beach had been evacuated and cordons placed. We then took a half-mile walk to find a large tin of furniture polish!.
 
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