A drink problem

[ChrisE]

If you sent a PM to an auld goat inviting him for a drink three days ago and said old goat had not got back to you by now what would you think. I should add that said auld goat has been seen on this board during this period.

Any suggestions that said auld goat does not want to come out for a drink with my goodself will be treated with the contempt they deserve...

 

[tcm2]

I think it must be the close season for auld goats. Certainly i myself have been trying to contact an auld goat, and he too is quite silent. I wonder if it is the same goat?

 

[Pete7]

I believe a small piece of paper with a black spot in the middle delivered by a blind welshman would probably be appropriate.

Pete

 

[ChrisE]

UnDoubteDly, the same aulD goat.

 

[sailbadthesinner]

never underestimate the power of senility
remmeber for him its a night out for the family its a night off
i would contact his carer

 

[tcm2]

I do have a mobile number for a very auld and curmugeonly goat living near the cotswolds, which i am sure would suit the requirement. Shall i PM you with details? Or do you have the number already and no response from that either?

 

[jimi]

He's maybe in the nick?

 

[Twister_Ken]

Describing Para as 32 years old licks of brown nosing on a truly epic scale.

 

[BlueSkyNick]

Well that's nice, innit !!! You complain that a certain auld goat will not respond to you, to all of us around here who would be only to be pleased for you to buy us a drink if one or more were offered. /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[/harrumph]

 

[BlueSkyNick]

maybe the pink vest and thong made him look that bit younger ! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Gunfleet]

I thought he was in the pokey. I was reading too far down the page, obviously.
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Now I have this picture of him taking a swipe at a big Brazilian Lug. But I never knew he was a lefty.

 

[narooma]

"maybe the pink vest and thong made him look that bit younger ! "

doubt it.. tucking the vest in the thong gave the game away