A bit of fun...

[DukeII]

I found this spoof advert today in an old copy of Performance Bikes magazine at work & it brought a smile to my face so I thought I'd share it...

Dodgy photoshop work at it's finest!

Emma

 

[byron]

Is the 'advert' insinuating that NBs leave a line of rubbish behind them? If so this is grossly unfair.

 

[DukeII]

Whoops, I did wonder before I put it up if it would offend anyone!!!


Hopefully though as we're all grown ups (I think) we can understand that it's simply taking the mickey out of 'bloating holidays', holiday bloaters (like we were once), holiday boat companies, the Fens, and the editor of the magazine, tarts on GRP cruisers and ducks..and...


It is after all an 11 year old, spoof advert for a bike magazine sub. Maybe in those days and in specialist motorcycle magazines we could all have a chuckle without getting jumped on for being non-PC?

Seriously though, if I'm going to start a tirade of abuse from NB's I'll remove it!




Emma

 

[Brayman]

Whoops, I did wonder before I put it up if it would offend anyone!!!


Seriously though, if I'm going to start a tirade of abuse from NB's I'll remove it!




Emma

Let me get this right, are you accusing Byron of being a narrow boater?

 

[Ramage]

Let me get this right, are you accusing Byron of being a narrow boater?

ROFL

 

[byron]

Joking apart it is quite obvious to me that the wash from the NB sank the hire cruiser.

 

[DukeII]

Awww gawd, I can see I'm digging myself into an even deeper hole here......

No, I wasn't calling Byron a NB'er...........Should I be??

Will he like it??






Emma

 

[byron]

Typical of this Forum, I have been waiting patiently to see if anyone saw the real meaning of this spoof advert and none of you have.

The girl on the hire boat was navigating on the wrong side of the river. The NB came along and rebuked her, she got lippy so the NB owner rammed the hire boat up her derrière. (Bum to non linguists)

 

[DukeII]

Now c'mon. No need for that..... I was only trying to liven things up in here a bit and now you've got all Frankie Boyle...

 

[Brayman]

There's DukeII talking about Boyles and Byron talking about bums - is there soemthing we're not being told here?

 

[DukeII]

It's a cryptic Christmas message...

Get off yer spotty arse and get out in your boat!




(if you're not lock-bound!)


Emma

 

[byron]

There's DukeII talking about Boyles and Byron talking about bums - is there soemthing we're not being told here?

So the girl had a boyle on her bum and the hire boat was used to lance it? The plot thickens.

 

[No Regrets]

We need a stern talk...

 

[sailorman]

Failed to realise that there were "Hills n Valleys" in "The Fens"